WEF Unveils Emotion-Detecting Bracelet
(I actually wrote this 15 years ago, who knew?)
I had read that it was now possible to buy shoes with a GPS in them for tracking lost children. It was an interesting idea, and then I thought that a serious kidnapper or child molester would just remove the shoes and carry on with their sick plans. Obviously the best way to protect the children would be just to implant the GPS into the child at birth. This would make it more difficult for the perverts to find and remove.
However, why stop there? If you think about it, old people need a tracking device. It is almost as heartbreaking to read about some out lady who wandered out into the winter snows and froze to death, as it is to read about an abducted child. While we are at it might as well tagged the ladies too. Let’s face it; they are the victims of sex crimes as well.
Come to think of it we should tag gays, African-Americans, and other minority groups who fall victims to hate crimes. By tracking these groups we could dispatch the police to the exact location before the trouble begins. In fact it might be wise to also tag all prison inmates as well. When you think about it this GPS tracking system is really all about preventing crime.
Now that we have the children, the elderly, the gays, and the various minority groups there is only one group we need to figure out what to do with; straight white males between the ages of 17 and 60, depending when dementia or Alzheimer’s disease sets in. Eventually the problem will solved given the tagging of babies at birth and criminals, but what should be done in the short term?
I mean, the last thing we would want is a bunch of gun totting white guys running around unchecked.