Absurd TV: The Q Report   
Hello, and welcome to Absurd TV’s The Q Report.   

Today in Washington you witnessed the inauguration of President Donald J Trump and Vice-president JD Vance.    

However, Q sources reported that the actual inauguration of President Trump took place on Thursday, January 16th, with John F. Kennedy, Jr being sworn in as Vice-president.  It is being reported that President Trump will serve for a short time, then turn the reins of power over to Vice-president Kennedy.   

Trump will then travel the world as a quasi-world president ensuring the proper distribution of Nesara/Gesara funds to the peoples of the world.    The time frame of this action has not been confirmed at this time. It is rumored to take place sometime after the Emergency Broadcast System activation and the 10 days of darkness.    

The 10 days of darkness are, in fact 10 days of education. During this period the black hats actions, trials and sentences will be explained to the general public. There is also speculation that within 120 days of this event new elections will take place.   

Some in the Qanon ranks were predicting a mass casualty event during the fake inauguration, that would trigger the EBS. As of this time no such event has occurred, but  Insiders believe it is just a matter of time before this event takes place.    There was some concern regarding the Bible incident at the fake Trump swearing with the fake Chief Justice John Roberts. Q sources indicate that as it was the fake Trump, at a fake ceremony, the Bible would not have needed to be used, as the real Trump and JFK, Jr. used a real Bible with the only remaining member of the Supreme Court Justice Thomas.   

Q insiders also restated that an actual swearing in was not needed as Trump has been President since 2017, and Commander-in-Chief, not President since 2021. During his time as Commander-in-Chief, we have been under Marshall Law, and the military has been in control.    

I hope this clears up any confusion to the day's events. As the Qanons and White Hats remind us, it’s a movie, and trust the plan.    We will continue to bring you the latest Q and movie updates as the information  becomes available.   

To quote Lewis Carrol from Alice in Wonderland, “I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.”   
Good night, good luck, and be careful in the rabbit hole.