Santa Claus has announced he will be seeking the 2020 Democratic Nomination.
Promising,
Free College
Free Health Care
Open Borders
$15 an hour no-work government jobs
Implementation of the New Green Deal (Reindeer Sleighs from Hawaii to California)
No tax increases on the middle-class
And a balanced budget
To all good girls and boys.
Promising,
Free College
Free Health Care
Open Borders
$15 an hour no-work government jobs
Implementation of the New Green Deal (Reindeer Sleighs from Hawaii to California)
No tax increases on the middle-class
And a balanced budget
To all good girls and boys.